Ar⋅ma⋅ged⋅don
–noun1. | Said son finally EXPLODES!!!! and there is poop seeping out of all possible areas of diaper!
the place where the final battle will be fought between the forces of good and evil (probably so called in reference to the battlefield of Megiddo. Rev. 16:16). |
2. | the last and completely destructive battle: The arms race can lead to Armageddon. |
Se⋅ren⋅i⋅ty
–noun, plural -ties for 2. 1. | the peace you feel knowing you and your son do NOT have to go through the anguish of a suppository
the state or quality of being serene, calm, or tranquil; sereneness. |
2. | (usually initial capital letter ) a title of honor, respect, or reverence, used in speaking of or to certain members of royalty (usually prec. by his, your, etc.). |
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